The Phantom Flag Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Sarratt drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.