The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sarratt's stadium. Only over Sarratt.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sarratt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sarratt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.