The Mystery Tweak Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Sarratt was due a breakout.
- Sarratt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sarratt, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.