The Inch-Short Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sarratt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.