The Late Scratch Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Sarratt gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
83%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sarratt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.