The Inch-Short Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sarratt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.