The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Sarratt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sarratt, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.