The Dropped Pass Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Sarratt gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sarratt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.