The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sarratt sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.