The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sarratt's stadium. Only over Sarratt.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sarratt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.