The Dropped Pass Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- The broadcast shows Sarratt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sarratt gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sarratt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.