The Late Scratch Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sarratt runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
87%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sarratt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.