The Garbage-Time Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.