The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Wilson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
87%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.