The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Ref: "Number Wilson, that's a flag." Wilson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Wilson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.