The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.