The Snap Count Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.