The Late Scratch Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The team goes up 21 early and Wilson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.