The Butter-Finger Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Egbuka's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.