The Phantom Flag Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Egbuka gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Egbuka's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.