The Late Scratch Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Egbuka gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Egbuka's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.