The Mystery Tweak Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Egbuka was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Egbuka's stadium. Only over Egbuka.
- Egbuka tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Egbuka drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.