The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- A mysterious flag erases Egbuka's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Egbuka's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Egbuka's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.