The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Egbuka's stadium. Only over Egbuka.
- Egbuka is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Egbuka's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.