The Inch-Short Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- The broadcast shows Egbuka on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Egbuka gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Egbuka's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.