The Late Scratch Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Egbuka's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Egbuka scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.