The Hamstring Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Egbuka's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Egbuka's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Egbuka's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.