The Snap Count Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- The QB looks at Egbuka exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Egbuka drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
80%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Egbuka scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.