The Butter-Finger Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Egbuka drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.