The Snap Count Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Egbuka sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Egbuka, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.