The Late Scratch Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Egbuka's stadium. Only over Egbuka.
- Ref: "Number Egbuka, that's a flag." Egbuka: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Egbuka drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.