The Hamstring Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Egbuka is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
86%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Egbuka's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.