The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Egbuka's stadium. Only over Egbuka.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The QB looks at Egbuka exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Egbuka's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.