The Late Scratch Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Egbuka, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.