The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Egbuka gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Egbuka, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.