The Inch-Short Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Egbuka will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Egbuka's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.