The Butter-Finger Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Egbuka was due a breakout.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Egbuka's stadium. Only over Egbuka.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Egbuka, Egbuka, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.