The Inch-Short Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Egbuka was due a breakout.
- Egbuka tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
79%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Egbuka's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.