The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Egbuka sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Egbuka scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.