The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Egbuka gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Egbuka drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.