The Mystery Tweak Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Egbuka runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Egbuka drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.