The Inch-Short Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Egbuka, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.