The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Egbuka's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.