The Butter-Finger Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Egbuka tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Egbuka drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.