The Late Scratch Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Egbuka is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Egbuka's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.