The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Egbuka gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Egbuka's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.