The Butter-Finger Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Egbuka tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Egbuka's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.