The Hamstring Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Egbuka scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Egbuka, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.