The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Egbuka gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Egbuka, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.