The Phantom Flag Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Egbuka's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Egbuka was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Egbuka will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Egbuka's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.